Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

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but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem. Why I’m taking so many selfies. (via missmirandaaraee)

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I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm. arixsafari (via perfect)

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Never forget 3 types of people in your life:

Who helped you in your difficult times.

Who left you in your difficult times.

Who put you in difficult times.

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